oh we're so back - 2026 update

TRUE SQUEEZERS!!! HELLO!!! WE'RE HERE!!!

Sorry that we dropped off the face of the planet; as we are all adults with jobs and Marvel Rivals ranked to play, sometimes updating FST slips through the cracks... but we're so back!

If you take a gander at our website you may see a couple of changes... including a new fancy logo for Sibling Dinner!!! oooh! can you hear that? it's the audience clapping and screaming with excitement!

Now, why da fweak would we update the logo to the certified classic Sibling Dinner? Well, it's because we're doing it again with the hopes of more runs in the future!!!! Since Beatz 25 we've been tinkering with the show, taking it apart and throwing it back together like Frankenstein if he was chopped and stupid - with the core focus on us being able to perform the show fully at most venues, regardless of tech limitations or space!

the cost of living crisis even gat dayum done gone got freshly squeezed theatre!!!! >:( this is the future the radical left woke agenda wants!!! where is my slop??? my marketable slop!!! my children also don't want to talk to me and i don't know why!!

SIBLING DINNER will be performing at Chi Fringe '26 (our frequent favs) on the 11th June at the The Havana! If you want to book tickets visit https://www.chichesterfringe.co.uk/event-details-registration/sibling-dinner-1 or go to the BOOK TICKETS page!

We've got other plans this year; between us ****potentionally*** moving closer together and giving JUICE BOX! a fresh coat of paint... including a new name...... who knows!!!!! maybe even a preview of a new show..... epic!!!

also Marvel MTG comes out this year and we will be spending our paychecks on that

anyway if you need me i'll be reading snotgirl. i've been on a bryan lee o'malley binge recently and i love it.

peace out! see y'all in june. fuck fascism and vote green

ethan @ fst